Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...