The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...