‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...