The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...