Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...