Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...