Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...