Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...