Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...