Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...