Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...