Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...