Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Stock market report
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How slime flies!
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From another planet
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Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.