Crackers
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A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
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What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
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Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...