Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!