Roll of toilet paper
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Daylight Savings Time Reform
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The Procrastinator’s Creed.
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A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
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I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Mice Krispies!
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