The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Dollars equal ten cents
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A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Redneck house
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Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...