Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...