Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...