Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...