The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...