Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...