How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.