Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...