Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...