Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...