Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...