What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
No Worms Please!
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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
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Doing this great deed
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3 Old-Timers…
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Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
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Yo mama is so stupid
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