License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...