If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...