What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...