Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...