Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.