cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...