Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....