keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...