Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Some of the myths about marriage…
TOP15.Some of the myths about marriage… Husband and wife are getting all snugly in...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...