Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.