Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...