12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...