ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...