A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...