Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...