Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...