I have good news and bad news
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What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...