Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...