Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...