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What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
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How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
I’d Do Anything
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Something Fishy Here!
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
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Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
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