2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....