Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...