Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...