Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...