Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...