Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....