How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...