Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...